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By Edward Lear Young Lady of Ryde There was a Young Lady of Ryde, Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied. She purchased some clogs, And some small spotted dogs, And frequently walked about Ryde. Old Man with a Nose There was an Old Man with a nose, Who said, 'If you choose to suppose, That my nose is too long, You are certainly wrong!' That remarkable Man with a nose. Young Lady's Bonnet There was a Young Lady whose bonnet, Came untied when the birds sat upon it. But she said: 'I don't care! All the birds in the air Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!' Old Lady of Chertsey There was an Old Lady of Chertsey, Who made a remarkable curtsey. She twirled round and round, Till she sunk underground, Which distressed all the people of Chertsey. Old Person of Mold There was an Old Person of Mold, Who shrank from sensations of cold, So he purchased some muffs, Some furs and some fluffs, And wrapped himself from the cold. Old Person of Chili There was an Old Person of Chili, Whose conduct was painful and silly, He sate on the stairs, Eating apples and pears, That imprudent Old Person of Chili. Old Person of Hurst There was an Old Person of Hurst, Who drank when he was not athirst; When they said, 'You'll grow fatter,' He answered, 'What matter?' That globular Person of Hurst. Old Man of the Isles There was on Old Man of the Isles, Whose face was pervaded with smiles; He sung high dum diddle, And played on the fiddle, That amiable Man of the Isles. Old Man of Columbia There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, In a small copper pot, Which disgusted that man of Columbia. Young Lady of Dorking There was a Young Lady of Dorking, Who bought a large bonnet for walking; But its colour and size, So bedazzled her eyes, That she very soon went back to Dorking. Old Man of the West There was an Old Man of the West, Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest; When they said, 'Does it fit?' He replied, 'Not a bit!' That uneasy Old Man of the West. Old Man of the Wrekin There was an Old Man of the Wrekin Whose shoes made a horrible creaking But they said, 'Tell us whether, Your shoes are of leather, Or of what, you Old Man of the Wrekin?' Young Lady's Eyes There was a Young Lady whose eyes, Were unique as to colour and size; When she opened them wide, People all turned aside, And started away in surprise. Young Lady of Norway There was a Young Lady of Norway, Who casually sat on a doorway; When the door squeezed her flat, She exclaimed, 'What of that?' This courageous Young Lady of Norway. Old Man of Vienna There was an Old Man of Vienna, Who lived upon Tincture of Senna; When that did not agree, He took Camomile Tea, That nasty Old Man of Vienna. Old Person of Dover There was an Old Person of Dover, Who rushed through a field of blue Clover; But some very large bees, Stung his nose and his knees, So he very soon went back to Dover. Old Man of Marselles There was an Old Man of Marseilles, They caught several Fish, Which they put in a dish, And sent to their Pa' at Marseilles. Old Person of Cadiz There was an Old Person of Cadiz, Who was always polite to all ladies; But in handing his daughter, He fell into the water, Which drowned that Old Person of Cadiz. Old Person of Basing There was an Old Person of Basing, Whose presence of mind was amazing; He purchased a steed, Which he rode at full speed, And escaped from the people of Basing. Old Man of Quebec There was an Ol Man of Quebec, A beetle ran over his neck; But he cried, 'With a needle, I'll slay you, O beadle! That angry Old Man of Quebec. Old Man of Phila There was an Old Person of Philæ, Whose conduct was scroobious and wily; He rushed up a Palm, When the weather was calm, And observed all the ruins of Philæ. Young Lady of Bute There was a Young Lady of Bute, Who played on a silver-gilt flute; She played several jigs, To her uncle's white pigs, That amusing Young Lady of Bute. Young Lady's Nose There was a Young Lady whose nose, Was so long that it reached to her toes; So she hired an Old Lady, Whose conduct was steady, To carry that wonderful nose. Young Lady of Turkey There was a Young Lady of Turkey, Who wept when the weather was murky; When the day turned out fine, She ceased to repine, That capricious Young Lady of Turkey. Old Man of Apulia There was an Old Man of Apulia, Whose conduct was very peculiar He fed twenty sons, Upon nothing but buns, That whimsical Man of Apulia. Old Man with a Poker There was an Old Man with a poker, Who painted his face with red oker When they said, 'You're a Guy!' He made no reply, But knocked them all down with his poker. Old Person of Prague There was an Old Person of Prague, Who was suddenly seized with the Plague; But they gave his some butter, Which caused him to mutter, And cured that Old Person of Prague. Old Man of the North There was an Old Man of the North, Who fell into a basin of broth; But a laudable cook, Fished him out with a hook, Which saved that Old Man of the North. Young Lady of Poole There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool; So she put it to boil By the aid of some oil, That ingenious Young Lady of Poole. Old Man of Nepaul There was an Old Man of Nepaul, From his horse had a terrible fall; But, though split quite in two, By some very strong glue, They mended that Man of Nepaul. Old Man of th' Abruzzi There was an Old Man of th' Abruzzi, So blind that he couldn't his foot see; When they said, 'That's your toe,' He replied, 'Is it so?' That doubtful Old Man of th' Abruzzi. Old Man with a Gong There was an Old Man with a gong, Who bumped at it all day long; But they called out, 'O law! You're a horrid old bore!' So they smashed that Old Man with a gong. Young Person of Crete There was a Young Person of Crete, Whose toilette was far from complete; She dressed in a sack, Spickle-speckled with black, That ombliferous person of Crete. Old Person of Buda There was an Old Person of Buda, Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder; Till at last, with a hammer, They silenced his clamour, By smashing that Person of Buda. Copyright © 2009 MightyBook, Inc. All Rights Reserved

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